Finer Things Book Club

Everyone get your copy of "American Gods" by Niel Gaiman by Wednesday!

What I've read so far is AWESOME! This was a great recommendation by Jen. :)

DMI Ypsilanti Weekly Update 4/28/09

Howdy DMI Ypsilanti Employees!

1. Task 27 - Buy Out: Merge with or sell out your coworkers to earn Schrutebucks! Deadline is 3 AM ET Thursday, April 30th. You can earn up to 2000 Schrutebucks (yes, that's 3 zeros!) so if you've been trying to get a promotion this is the task for you. Be aware that it can take a long time to accumulate 2000 Sbs since you only earn them 5 or 10 at a time. If you want to get to 2000, you'll probably have to spend at LEAST 6-8 solid hours on this task. Don't let that intimidate you, just earn as much as you want. Check out the task thread in the branch forum for more info and hints on the game: http://boards.dundermifflininfinity.com/index.php?showtopic=32699

2. Mini Task 21- Which Episode?: Take a look at the five screenshots and figure out which season 5 episodes they're from. You'll earn 1 point for each photo you correctly identify. Here's the link: http://boards.dundermifflininfinity.com/index.php?showtopic=32986

That's all this week - don't forget to earn your Affinity Schrutebucks so you don't get laid off.

Clockwise
Regional Manager
DMI Ypsilanti

Task

This week's task is INSANE! I'm going crazy doing it. Try to pace yourself and remember:

Drink plenty of water

Eat 3 meals a day

Get 8 hours of sleep

Take a break every hour-or-so

Let's not have anyone die in front of their computer doing this task!

New PPC Contest

Leon and myself have been organizing a new Contest for our peeps in Ypsi. What do you guys think it might be?

Website Slow down

Is the site and forum going really slow for anyone else?

DMI Ypsilanti Weekly Update 4/21/09

Happy Tuesday, Ypsilanti employees!

Here's what's up at DMI this week:

1. Task 26 - Bobblehead Game: Earn up to 400 Sbs by playing a boxing bobblehead game. Be sure to practice before you play for Schrutebucks! There is no deadline. Find hints here.

2. Task 24 - There Oughta Be A Word Final Vote: Final vote is up for this task, tell us which word you liked best here.

3. Mini Task 20: Just for fun, not Schrutebucks. Check it out here.

And just an FYI - it looks like HR may have changed the rules to require that people earn some Affinity Schrutebucks every week to avoid being kicked out of their branch. Several people who have only earned Schrutebucks through tasks have found themselves removed from their branches. So be sure to earn Affinity Schrutebucks every week by uploading photos, leaving comments for coworkers, and posting in the forum!

Have an excellent week!

Clockwise
RM Ypsilanti

Ypsi 5

We now have a lottery in Ypsilanti and you can win big! Just go into the forum for more details and buy your ticket now. Our first drawing is on Thursday at 9:30pm ET.